Crazy ass incidents | Feb 08, 2007 |
Do you think that details of your intimate life should be kept out of people's eyes? Not until you get in really wacky situation. Don't be ashamed to reveal some of your dark backdoor secrets - in the end we all have a skeleton in the closet.
Rear entry has always been a matter of dubious interest. Hardly we could find so much about charms of butt activity if not for a bunch of trouble makers, who were in search of out-of-ordinary sensations.
Emergency room - a look from outside
Probably, if you could work at emergency room for just one day, you'd learn a lot about the possibilities of human body and the limits of one's imagination.
When you sit at night questioning yourself: "Oh my God, what do the doctors have to say when they find the cucumber out there?"- the doctor is calmly removing the next beer mug out of some inventive guy's rectum and thinks about the complexity of this world...
If you are still in doubt check out what doctors deal with:
It got stuck there by chance... I swear!!!
In most of the cases when the foreign object was found in the rectum it didn't get there by chance. Curiosity, lack of knowledge and search of sex experiments is the most common reasons for the things to go wrong. In spite of this fact, people are unwilling to admit the real motive of their "strange behavior". What a doctor is going to hear hundred times is: "I slipped and oops - there was a flashlight on the floor that just stuck in my butt. How come?"
Hard, hard, harder...
A really hard stuff was reported in medical practice. A young man arrived at hospital with a concrete mass in his butt. You may think that a fellow had some grand plans to mold his anus for next generation or he just lacked the feeling of fullness in his ass, but the real reason was quite trivial.
At the height of gay fun, his boyfriend just came up with the idea to introduce fluid concrete in his partner rectum but just forgot that when it gets hardened - all the fun disappears in no time.
Fortunately for the sufferer the stony cast was taken out... along with a ping-pong ball. A really wacky sport, guys...
The flame is burning inside me
The Star Wars would never compare with the incident that happened in Salt lake City hospital with two gays who went for some dramatic experiment.
During the hot session he tried to remove a gerbil (yeah don't be scared - people are quite inventive) that eventually found his way to his partner's rectum. He inserted a cardboard tube and the gerbil moved up along the rectum. Then a genius idea struck his mind: "why not light up my mate's butt" and lighted the match to draw their little friend out of the "dark tunnel". But then the patience of the testee was over. He let the intestinal gas out and bingo! - the flame ignited, hurting both guys.
The end of the story is sad: "the firer had second degree burn and had his nose attacked by gerbil" while the affected man had numerous burns to his anus.
A ring in my butt
If you got into trouble, just relax and laugh. That's how Mr. Mendoza took the news of his cell phone stuck in the bum.
As he was an attorney he was quite convincing to explain how did the phone got in a such inappropriate place. His dog had a habit to fool around the house and took the phone to the shower. The slippery floor did the rest of the job! The man successfully landed on his fours where the meeting of his phone and his anus occurred.
While the extraction of his cell phone took place for more than three hours, Mr. Mendoza was very optimistic and cracked jokes every time the incoming call disturbed the audience which made the process of removal quite enjoyable.
Intense anal stimulation
Fear of flying had never been so acute for those who visit aircraft rest rooms. Some overweight people experienced "unusual" sensations. While they were flushing still sitting on the seat they... their rectum actually got "swallowed" by the vacuum motions of the toilet.
Sticky ass
When you eventually absorb a chewing gum you suppose it to hopefully find it's way out. However, a case of agonizing excretion of this sticky stuff caused some serious trouble for the victim of the incident.
The poor thing had to spent long hours waiting for the chewing gum to come out. In fact it was not that simple because gluey fibers of this stuff were coming out as a web (not world wide, but still web). Although, things wouldn't be so bad if the guy could make bubbles with a gum in his rectum.
Well what happened to me was that the first time i was sitting on a triple dildo the one that has 3 round balls stuck together and the last one is the biggest around 3 inches across. I lubed up myself good with some gel and then started to sit on it till I had the 2nd ball in my anus. Then suddenly I felt it touch something inside and it felt good and I started to move up and down on the dildo and suddenly I felt the last one pop in and i ejaculated. When I tried to take it out, the part that was not in, started to tear off and I panicked and tried to pull it out to no avail. I had no choice to call my mom and father and to to the emergency hospital and they had to cut my stomach open and remove it. I was soo EMBARRASED AND ASHAMED especially when the surgeon who was the director of the surgeon came into my room and said \"STUPID BITCH\", I know he thought that I was probably asleep. The excuse I gave was that I was told by a friend if i let a dildo rub against my anus it will feel good. I know they did not believe what I said.
The second time it happened again because the dildo broke and it was stuck inside again. This time I was really scared because it was really thick, 3 to 3.5 inches thick. they had my stomach open and they had to put temporarily a coloscopy bag on my side, but since my immunity ws low due to the transplant medication it would not heal ( I also was taking a high dose of prednisone). I had to be in the hospital for 3 months and they had to put a suction in my stomach and change it every 3 days. The doctor who operated me was mean and ruff when he would check the site, he would talk about me and told my parents and myself that I should keep the colonoscopy bag. He then gave us a choice (because I was having problem with the colonoscopy site) to go back to the surgery room and try to fix the hole or try to put together my intestines. We decided in trying to put together the intestines. He said if he did not come out in 1 12 hours that meant that he was putting the intestines together. Well it worked thank God. Now I have a hole in my stomach and I don\'t have a navel anymore.
So far I have 1 yr and a 1/2 without using no dildo. Thanks for letting me write about it, I feel a lot better and yes I feel stupid and ashamed about it. I finally confessed to my parents taht I was gay. My mom and dad said they suspected it. I can\'t come out to the family since i\'m the oldest of 3 boys and 2nd oldest of my grandmother grandson and now have the position of being the oldest one now since my oldest cousin died. I\'m the one they look up to and fix family problem. I guess i\'ll never will be happy. I\'m the one my male cousins come to for sexual advice or when they have problem with their girlfriend and wife. I don\'t know how I do it, but thank God my advice work. I usually give them advice by example. For example: How would they would feel if a guy hit his sister, mother, aunt or female cousin? they would answer that they would punch the person, then I would say that is they same way the girl or woman family would feel towards u. Or I would remind them that women were born with BIG MOUTH, that is why when they start arguing, just walk away until u calm down and come back and apologize, if she is a real woman and can admit that she was wrong, then she will apologize. Anyway thanks for letting me write about my incident. Even if u all don\'t publish it, thanks forl letting me get it out of myself.
